The Shaula Affair

The Shaula Affair is the second military conflict to occur after the Great Hat War, and a precursor to the Torak-Navy War. It was an attack launched by the The Space Elf Navy, led by the Col. Jorentha Colwellius against Clan Torak, led by Teck'Fudge. The attack resulted in the capture of Shaula by the Navy.

Aftermath
The affair invited some harsh rhetoric from the Teck'Fudge himself, citing the surprise attack as an "atrocity". The Col. Colwellius offered little in reply, merely that "the empirical navy sees strategic value in this system" and that "it was of nessecity [sic] that these actions were to occur under the radar". The attack was quickly denounced by the Office of the Prime Applejuice Applejuice and Cash Popetron 2000, and then the debate quickly devolved into a slugfest between the Pope and the LORD OF THE SPACE DEMONS, who after very recently having gained proficiency with their demonic keyboard seem to again be experiencing difficulties.

Declaration of War
Following the Galactic discussion on the events of the Shaula Affair, Col Jorentha Colwellius sent the following subspace message marking the start of the Torak-Navy war: