The Great Turtlekin Offensive

The Great Turtlekin Offensive is an ongoing conflict initiated by the Turtlekin. It began in 6 PHD with an uncharacteristically aggressive declaration of war by Turtleking Tort L II against The Cult of The Hatless.

6 PHD
At the very start of 6 PHD, Turtleking Tort L II issued the following message for the entire galaxy to see:This move was greeted with disapproval by all sides of the Galactic Community. Particularly the Cult themselves, as well as the Applejuice Consortium who called the declaration "most deplorable and unacceptable behaviour".

The Cult of The Hatless responded with the following:It is currently unknown if Without A Hat simply did not understand the timeframe of the Great Hat War, or was affected by her race's confusion when confronting another species. A third theory exists, which claims that The Hatless reproductive cycle is simply very short, thus allowing for the generational gap in such a small timeframe.

No Turtlekin or Hatless battles were fought on this day.

Due to the existence of a formal state of war between the Turtlekin Empire and the Cult of the Hatless, neither faction was invited to join the United-Space-Nations during its founding in 6 PHD.

7 PHD
During 7 PHD very little occured in the conflict other than the following message from Turtle Lord Leon ArdoNo Turtlekin or Hatless battles were fought on this day.